What's up peeps? This blog still blowz. I'm at home alone. Woot, woot! Mom and Dad went to some foreign country. Cuba I think. Whatevs. They better bring me back some of that Cuban Catnip. I've heard good things.
Meanwhile, I've been partying it up. I have a couple of DJ gigs at the local gay bar here. Good times and the pay is great. My band, 'Bitch and the Exciting Conclusion' also got booked at a nearby dive bar. That should be pretty sweet. I was napping like all day yesterday in preparation.
I have a big bowl of food that they left me and some chick comes by and checks on me every so often. She's alright, but I pretend to like her so that she feeds me. I lay on my back with my feet in the air and she's all like, 'Oh, that's so cute' and I'm all like, 'Yeah, I know, so feed me already lady'. She brought be some real turkey for Thanksgiving. Now that's livin'.
Anyway, give my cell phone a call if you want to chat. It's boring as poop up in here and Mom and Dad forgot to leave my toys out, go figure. Viva la Cuba. Whatevs.
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