Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Restaurant Roundup: The Farewell Tour

Our quest to shoehorn all of our favorite restaurants into the last few months of our diaper-free existence takes us to some old favorites and one new one. Put in your falsies and throw on a bib while I break out the slideshow.

Half slab of Baby Back ribs at Smoke Daddy, 1804 W. Division. Smoked to perfection, with a choice of 3 sauces: original, sweet and smoky and mustard q. (Go with the latter two). Accompanied by smoke pit beans and a piece of cornbread that would make Fat Elvis smile. This was one of our favorite restaurants when we first moved to Chicago and has remained a smoky stalwart to this day. So good that you won't notice by the end of the meal, your shirt is unbuttoned and you have BBQ sauce in your chest hair. (This applies to women too.)

Short rib brulee, watermelon carpaccio, cauliflower dauphinoise and kamastuna at Bonsoiree, 2728 W. Armitage, taken on my camera phone. We had heard the foodies rave about this place for ages, claiming that it was Charlie Trotter's quality on half the budget, so we finally took the plunge a few weeks ago. We were not disappointed. This is special occasion dining at it's mouth watering best. With it's scatter shot locale and small and intimate dining space, this one really does feel like a hidden gem that nobody knows about yet...but the kind that you selfishly hope stays that way. I expect it's popularity to increase tenfold after being awarded a coveted HHH 'Pretentious Spork Award'.

This was the extra course they brought out to us, which ended up being the best thing we had all night. It's a bruleed scallop, still inside the shell. Crisp and hard on the outside, soft and buttery on the inside, much like your soot-covered great grandfather. This was so good that I walked around the restaurant in tears, hugging anyone that would have me. Though this photo is grainier than the Zapruder footage, trust me when I say that this dish will make you want to go to church and praise the Lord.

Pasta Lorenzo at La Scarola, 721 W. Grand Ave. My favorite pasta dish at our favorite old school Italian joint in town. Bow tie pasta, chicken, shrimp and sun-dried tomatoes in chipolte sauce. To put things in perspective, let me give you a visual. Bow ties at La Scarola are like this. Bow ties at the Olive Garden are like this. (Insert killer guitar solo)

Monday, August 31, 2009

Jamming with Pearls & Consuming Assorted Meats and Cheeses with Ron and Susan

A few weekends ago I was lucky enough to attend the first of two sold out Pearl Jam shows at the United Center. I saw PJ live a long time ago (pre-9/11), but had never even been to a show at the United Center; it kind of goes against my hipster mantra. Casting those reservations aside, I met up with former co-worker and Beovision marketing guru Shane Smith and his roommate, Brian, and we proceeded to park somewhere in the ghetto (ignoring the fact that you might get murdered or raped, it is free). We then met up with 'The Pride of Davenport Courtesy of Low Expectations' Nick Swanson and his blushing bride at a nearby watering hole to have a few brewskies and a plate of tots before the show. As for the show itself, PJ delivered, breaking out the obscure ditties that even Jesus (an avowed Pearl Jam junkie) wouldn't recognize. The highlight had to be them breaking out 'Rats' for the encore. Double fist pump coupled with a single tear. Good times.

Not a week later, who comes storming into town but my mother, accompanied by her mustachioed beau, Mr. Ron Fuller. (Faint applause.) On Friday afternoon, we took in a game between the listless Cubs and the New York Metropolitans in the bleachers. Thankfully, the Cubs came out victorious thanks to an Alfonso Soriano 3-run donkey slap in the 8th inning. Heck, even if they had lost, that wasn't the point. Any time you are able to sit in the Wrigley Field bleachers and consume Chicago dogs, ballpark nachos and Old Style (or in Susan's case, blended vodka lemonades), unencumbered by the responsibilities of this cruel and unforgiving world, you can't really complain. Well, I suppose you can complain if you're sitting at the end of the row and a bunch of guys with mustaches (not Ron) keep getting up every half inning and making you move your legs, but...deep breaths...I'll slowly sip my Old Style and shut my mouth.

On Friday night we went to the Greektown restaurant Venus. Live entertainment, flaming cheese, baked lamb and unibrows. Good stuff, with Mom's Mousakas Tsoukas being a highlight. Is that a Tsoukas in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Wait, huh?

Saturday was filled with Katy's breakfast quiche and leisurely strolls around the neighborhood, before checking the parents into the Four Seasons. From there, the girls went shopping and the boys hit up the Diversey driving range and miniature golf course. Fuller sank an unprecedented 3 hole-in-ones on his way to a lopsided and embarrassing victory. And investigation is being conducted by the NAAPP (National American Association of Putt Putters) as of this writing.

For dinner we went to Gibson's Steakhouse. The place to see and be seen if you're a ballplayer, celebrity, past your prime cougar or George Hamilton. But Lordy Lordy, Lyle's 40 if that steak isn't good. The filets were all top notch, the mushrooms were just short of psychedelic, the margaritas (oh yes I did) were bueno and the desserts looked decadent...not that we saved any room. A great meal, but it was good to escape the scent of English Leather and hundred dollar bills afterwards and get some fresh air.

All in all a great two weeks. Katy's parents make the trek this weekend and we head to the South Side for a (gasp) Sox game. Sleeping with the enemy! Don't worry, I'll make out with them, but I will not let them go all the way!

Look for more posts coming this week, including food pics (naturally) and my thoughts on impending fatherhood, should I be able to put them into words.

Susan and Ben pregame at Wrigley.

Filet, mashed potatoes, mushrooms and bearnaise sauce at Gibsons.

Pearl Jam: A view from the rafters.



A stirring rendition of Yellow Ledbetter. This is like the video version of someone calling you on their cellphone at a concert and holding up their phone for you to listen.

Baby Bump - Week 23


Week 23
Wrigley Field, Cubs vs. Mets, 8/28

Whoops! Well, I guess I lost a few weeks somewhere along the line since my last post was back at Week 20...all is well in the Handfelt household and our little chicka is growing by leaps and bounds. Over the last few weeks we've made our first official trip to Babies R Us (less scary than I anticipated), painted the kid's room, bought baby bedding, continued our daycare search (no fun), I started my fall class, and we had Susan and Ron visit us for a weekend. Good times for all! I also definitely felt her move for the first time, which made me giggle. I just can't believe it's already September and this kid will be here before we know it. She also has a lot of aliases that our family and friends have dubbed her, including Blue, Handy, Bunny, and Zsa-Zsa. What her real name will be...you'll just have to wait and see.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Ultrasound Day

This morning we had our big ultrasound and everything looked great with our little Baby H. Tiny feet, long legs, strong heart - all good. It was basically sleeping the whole time, with it's arms dramatically draped over it's head like, "Aww man, I'm just trying to relax in here! Quit poking me!" Clearly it takes after me already, needing a nap at 9am.

Anyway...the info we've all been waiting for...we'll be welcoming a baby GIRL to our family! Ben and I are both thrilled and surprised, since we were getting a boy vibe this whole time. Finding this out really makes it all the more real and exciting...

*Cartoon courtesy of Married to the Sea

More Fun With Photo Booths

Click to enlarge. (That's what she said.) Sorry for the PDA in the kiss pic. We ran out of good ideas. Although you'll be happy to know that we in fact did 'get a room', literally.




Milwaukee's Best

Last weekend saw the Happy Hour pack it's belongings into a bindle and hop the rails North to Milwaukee for Jenny and Bill's* wedding at the Intercontinental Hotel. It was a lovely affair; the bride was glowing, the ceremony short and (very) sweet, the steak medium rare and the beer and wine complimentary.

Things really started to look up at the reception when they wheeled in a black and white photo booth (a known HHH fave).** This, coupled with a 'candy bar' that could only be described as revolutionary, really upped the ante and took the proceedings to a whole nother level. Soon enough, I broke out my dancing shoes - dammit, I packed two left shoes again - and was moonwalking to 'Billy Jean' with a belly full of gummy worms and a beautiful, very pregnant wife (seriously, how lucky am I?) who dances down to my level so as not to make me look bad.

A great night for Jenny and Bill, and really the whole city of Milwaukee if we're being frank. The next morning, on their recommendation, we hit up Trocadero for breakfast and it did not disappoint. A kick arse outdoor patio, cool decor and awesome food and Bloody Marys. I would honestly put it up against any Chicago brunch place (and Chicagoans love their brunch) any day of the week.

A quick, yet fruitful trip up to the land of cheese and beer. Congratulations Jenny and Bill and thank you for letting HHH sponsor such a raucous gala!

*Loyal HHH readers may recognize Jenny and Bill from the New Year's Eve incident/debacle/helluva time, as chronicled here.

**Seriously, the photo booth was so cool, that I typed the name and website of the rental place into my phone. As if I'm ever going to need to rent a black and white photo booth. But dammit, if that time ever does come, I will be ready.

***Check back at noon for the photo booth pics. Ultrasound results tomorrow.

Glowing! And I'm not talking about me.

Our little one gets his/her first kiss.

Whoops, too late!

Left bank quiche, rosemary potatoes. I know dudes aren't supposed to like quiche, but I tried Katy's and it was legit.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Baby Bump - Week 20

Week 20
Milwaukee InterContinental Hotel

Ahh, Week 20...the halfway point. Am I excited or scared about that? Definitely a little of both!

Things are still going smoothly and over the weekend we hit the road to Wisconsin for our friend Jenny's wedding. I'm happy to report that the reception offered a "Candy Bar" table lined with huge jars filled with all different kinds of candies for this preggy lady to enjoy. And enjoy I did!

Other than that, we're anxiously awaiting Thursday morning's big ultrasound appointment. We also need to get on the ball to figure out daycare for this kiddo in the spring, but it just seems so intimidating...so I'm still in "research" (aka "procrastination") mode. Advice is welcome!