It's only a matter of time before I start my own cult (of personality). I've already exhibited all of the hallmarks of a madman throughout October. I haven't shaved, I haven't drank (drunk?) beer or liquor and I haven't consumed any fast food. Look for me to chain myself to a large elm tree in the coming weeks, protesting some sort of injustice. Email me your trendy cause and I will support it dammit!
I'm rambling. I need to go rub my beard thoughtfully.
Status: David Koresh

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