Thursday, September 25, 2008

Cat Scratch Fever

This blog is lame. Mom and Dad? Booooring. But at least they feed me. Not enough, or in a timely manner, but it's better than living on the streetz like I waz before. It's very hard to type on this low profile keyboard with my paws.

I like 2 party when Mom and Dad leave. I also like to watch squirrels from the front window. Squirrels are idiots.

Dad is allergic to me. He says I make him sneeze. Personally, I think he's just allergic to hard work. It's ok tho. Mom likes me better than him. Mom also gives me clean water. Dad just leaves the old crap in there from the day before.

Ok, I gotta go practice guitar and make sure those squirrels stay off the ledge. I'll start posting on here again when this blog stopz sucking so bad.

See ya.

Carmella

This is me sniffing the wine to make sure it's good. Dad usually buys the cheap stuff. Dad drinks alot.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dad drinks a lot because you disappoint him Carmella.

Cale said...
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Cale said...

Carm - this is Callie Clark...mom left her computer unlocked so I thought I'd check out your blog...geez, your life seems pretty exciting with those squirrels. I get to see deer everyday out my window and have some bros to play with (but they annoy me a lot bcuz boys have kooties). I do think you have the best mom ever! Mine yells at me a lot and then dad just hits her for all of the yelling. Seems like my fault but whateva!
Well, keep it real...
Meow,
C.C.