"This rubber staircase is burning my chubby legs!"
"Dad is too scared to slide down this thing. C'mon Pop, it's like 3 feet high. Seriously, are you crying? No, they don't have a kiddie slide. This IS the kiddie slide. You know what, I'll just go down myself. Set me down, post haste. You're an embarrassment. But I still love you."
"This swing changed my life."
2 comments:
Ben, are you wearing jorts?
Lord no.
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